MAKE THIS SHIP STOP WAVING.

Bloody chance, our captain is an incompetent! Our man-at-gears a flagrant miscreant! The crew is vile, the second class is - is - why is there a second class? The salt smell's enough to upset my stomach - why are there rats on this ship and where in mighty El's name are they scurrying off to and - oh God, that wave. - ( Read more... )

...an honour and privilege when the day's conversation is dictated by a cue from Greed, City. Now if only this vampire nonsense were applied to the gory scene of our Warden's leeching off our patience.

Oh, indeed. How wonderfully thematic.

Felicitations to Miss Seras Victoria for her election to office.

...may she choke on it. And no, Hellsing ( Read more... )

Ladies. Gentlemen. Often disgusting hybrids.

As opportunities present themselves with such great aplomb for the overly foolish, ambitious, or idealistic... shan't we do please introduce a manner of courtesy?

The office is simple: Wardenship, and the associated police counsulate. The duties are... never respected, so restraints are minimal. All ( Read more... )

...a parting note unto they of newer coming and apparent ambition: merely because you've barely hatched into the luxurious establishment of our hellish residence does not, in fact, entail that NO ONE ELSE HAS ATTEMPTED ALL VENUES OF ESCAPE.

You cretins. There are limits to overbearing arrogance, so kindly see to them. Think you better than all ( Read more... )

Imbeciles -

I refuse this.

Tch...

[ooc: ...cursed like hell. Inability to lie for the day? Not cool. ]

( private :: family )

ENOUGH

The thing is no "alien" by fictional standard, merely a superfluous cretin with a harmless penchant for polling ticky boxes! Murder occurs with great frequency and only to the temporary personal detriment of parties physically involved - and so, if you are not the one lacking in particles and limbs?! You're better off, you fools!

Must I ( Read more... )

...circumstantially, I would prefer to be reminded why these creatures should appear in my realm of vision, why their company must be suffered and why, oh why do they even still exist, with half a dozen men of alleged merit in my employ?!

WHAT IN EL'S NAME DO I PAY YOU FOR?!

My coin's ringing in your pocket, begging the inquiry. Go - just - you ( Read more... )

The thing so dead, now risen. Master Fakir, I can understand that certain events are prone to leaving you short of breath, but entrails, truly... takes rather a bit of talent in the art of failure, from a knight.

Perhaps you need take matters up with they of previous ignoble intent? Or glance ever so lovingly at the convenient entrance of our ( Read more... )

Tche. Rumours of my imminent death at the hand of stringent slave drivery have been greatly exaggerated.

Light Yagami. It's one thing to suspend a superior angelic creation on an inanimate object for various hours of the day, with nothing to his care, save the noble impromptu architecture of delicate aircrafts which you may or may not care to ( Read more... )